January 2010
91 posts
“When the Nuetrinos Flow Outward” -a new short of science fiction only on #SSAT, read it here! http://shortstoryathon.blogspot.com/2009/12/when-neutrinos-flow-outward.html
Jan 1st
is a super-fiend
Jan 1st
December 2009
94 posts
“we should discuss our differences over coffee”
Dec 31st
quoted a robot, and now is being scanned
Dec 30th
“we should do this again next time”
Dec 30th
it’s nothing personal, it’s only that I’m trying to minimize the amount of precious energy that is wasted on your vacuous arguments #pissoff
Dec 28th
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Do you have any new years resolutions for 2010 and what do you think of the idea of new years resolutions in general? If I were to make one resolution, it would be never to make a promise, since “the road to Hell is paved with good intentions…” or so it is said. I believe I’ve already answered the second question. Ask anything at all, go ahead you...
Dec 28th
un caffè pronto
Dec 27th
enters somnolence gilded with respiratory sonance, as well as the line, “Hi, we’re the Bidinkidinks!” on eternal repeat within the skull…
Dec 27th
*bored now* c’mon people, in spite of certain animosities ask me a question, just click the link & ask! http://formspring.me/phantomfears
Dec 27th
whiskey
Dec 27th
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I heard that boogers taste like cinnamon. Is this true? Ask my younger sibling this question. Ask anything at all, go ahead you know you want to.
Dec 27th
ventures out from hovels unbecometh/ sub inverted skies and winds that bloweth
Dec 26th
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Do I have to go to work tomorrow? If by you mean accelerating a mass over a distance, then yes, yes I do. Ask anything at all, go ahead you know you want to.
Dec 26th
Pasteles with Spanish bean soup for the meal this evening. #mmmhmmm
Dec 26th
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why is a raven like a writing desk? They’re both Nevermore. Ask anything at all, go ahead you know you want to.
Dec 26th
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Is it true that that which does not kill you, only makes you stronger? Only if I’m not an imbecile, which may be debatable. Ask anything at all, go ahead you know you want to.
Dec 26th
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Why are you a man? For one, I have intrinsic possession of an XY chromosome; second, I really dig those with XX; and third, I find myself entering into a murderous rage at the slightest provocation, and fourth…etc Ask anything at all, go ahead you know you want to.
Dec 26th
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Why the bus? Because I can. Ask anything at all, go ahead you know you want to.
Dec 26th
sashimi, cucumber, rice, and sake for Christmas dinner #mmmhmmm
Dec 25th
151° #thatisall
Dec 24th
again, I will not give into your dingbat dilitorious disposition, even to my detriment
Dec 24th
waits inside a cattle car where all sorts of bleating and braying carries on about stuff to be forgotten on the ‘morrow
Dec 24th
wonders what the phantom to actual “boyfriend” ratio is when the random woman/girl refers to them…I want to say it’s high #pantsonfire
Dec 23rd
irrevocable/ your blasted indecision/ may you agonize #vengeancehaiku
Dec 23rd
This one needs a “blunderous” blunderbuss: http://slogdiary.blogspot.com/2009/12/22-december-2009-554am.html #PTWE
Dec 23rd
…and if you suck mi amiga into your assholishness again, no fucking “pond” is going to get in my way until your nose is smashed in dogshit
Dec 23rd
travels teach one that many are as weakminded as self-help junkies, but more than likely are worse than even that #ratbastardbuffoons
Dec 23rd
even Perry the Platypus can be a victim of budget cuts
Dec 21st
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What will you do when you find the “Rainbow Connection?” Breathe in some humidity I suppose. Ask anything at all, go ahead you know you want to.
Dec 20th
broke the snake (don’t ask)
Dec 20th
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Head cheese, chicken uterus or bull testicles? I am going to assume you mean to eat… In that case I do eat meat, and meat is muscle, and the uterus is a muscle so therefore out of the three the chicken uterus would be following that said logic, so there. Ask anything at all, go ahead you know you want to.
Dec 19th
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Can you explain how Pi = 2? Why yes, yes I can… Conventional wisdom says that pi = 3.14… and that the perimeter of a circle equals pi x Diameter, right? So, draw a semicircle, then bisect that semicircle with two inscribed equal semicircles. Those sum of two of the new semicircles is equal to original semicircle’s diameter, agreed? Good. Now inscribe two...
Dec 19th
will be guzzling mead tonight #ohyeah
Dec 19th
hates the term “hubby”
Dec 19th
Dec 18th
entering like a twisted exercise in intellectual regurgitation, the bus book club trio discuss their unoriginalities under guarded pretense
Dec 18th
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What does it feel like to be the proud owner of the Dr Delux award for designing an automated mechanism to increase efficiency and decrease labor hours? Shhhh! I have a robot army in the development pipeline, dammit! Ask anything at all, go ahead you know you want to.
Dec 18th
Dec 17th
the dreams were especially phantasmic
Dec 17th
re
Dec 17th
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Cops on Segways downtown - whose idea and why? So far this question has been the only one that has requred me to perform research, albeit abbreviated. It looks like this started in 2003 with the city of Seattle, mainly with public utilities. You can find the old Seattle-PI article here: http://www.seattlepi.com/local/118574_segway22.html The Seattle PD I believe is using it...
Dec 17th
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Can you really judge a book by its cover? Yes I can, and do. In fact regardless of all the sanctimonious postering one finds so prevalently in the world we all “judge” books by their covers. All of us are drawn to our own preconceptions of what attracts us: colors, shapes, figures, styles…all these serve to influence our notions what gathers our attention....
Dec 17th
push another button…YES PLEASE!
Dec 17th
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Do you get the dreaded “stink pee” when you consume asparagus? Number 1, don’t get me started! Ask anything at all, go ahead you know you want to.
Dec 17th
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Is it true you bark at the blue moon while waiting for the giant bat-winged Christmas tree and eating Cocoa Pebbles reading the thesaurus in rainbow undies? Hey! How the hell do you know this about me? Who is this, what is your operating number? Ask anything at all, go ahead you know you want to.
Dec 17th
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Do you have a preferred hangover cure? If you do, what is it? Oh yeah, the cure is to be myself, ‘cause I don’t get no hangovers, at all! Ask anything at all, go ahead you know you want to.
Dec 17th
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I heard you were in a boy band in the 1990’s. Confirm or deny? Of one yeah, and it was a pretty good gig that went south in a hurry because of those cocksucker record industry blowhard CEO’s. Oh man, and you wouldn’t believe the myriad of hot ladies lining up like dolls on a shelf, hellzyeah! Good fuck’n times my friend, wish you were there come to...
Dec 17th
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Ok guys, time to ask me questions…I’m brimming with answers! http://formspring.me/phantomfears
Dec 17th
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What are your thoughts on the loss of the public option? It’s fuel to my cynicism, so for that reason I’d say I love it, for it enables me to rail and rave at the those ultimately responsible for such travesty: the human race. -But then, pendulums swing in two directions and our planet’s star will eventually expand into our orbit, so there it is. Ask...
Dec 16th